A shirt featuring a proper headstone for Henry Kissinger, the “if not for the circumstances of my birth, I’d be antisemitic” Secretary of State who helped make the Cold War into America’s “ho phase”. He’s famous for illegally and secretly orchestrating the massive carpet bombing of Cambodia and Laos during the Vietnam War. Piss on him and Reagan.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you’re wearing a snug cloud. It’s a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you’re sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it’s not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won’t need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who know what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn